http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cny1i4qyyMo
As those who know Rumpole's Ghost (RG hereafter) will attest if there's one thing I am good at it is talking shite!!! I am particularly good at talking shite about rugby.
So starting off here are some basic facts about rugby that RG will not accept as disputed.
- The All-Blacks are awesome. All other teams must bow before the mighty AB's. I will not hear any comments to the contrast.
- Munster can beat anyone.
- John 'The Bull' Hayes does not know how to quit.
- Leinster are a shower of over inflated, choking ladyboys.
- Dr Contepomi is unable to play well against Munster.
- Dan Carter is the best Fly-half in the world.
- Soccer players are tossers.
- Martin Johnson is a w*nker.
- Percy Montgomery is NOT South African
- Paul O'Connell is a very serious man.
- Declan Kidney is a rather good coach.
- Michael Cheika is not.
- David Knox is full of shit.
- Scotland will never again win a Six Nations.
- Mirco Bergamasco is seriously underrated.
- Backs are always at fault.
- Europeans cannot prop.
- For England see fact number 4.
- There is no pride in beating Connacht only shame in defeat.
- David Wallace cannot play badly.
I hope you can accept these rugby truths. Then we shall get along fine -- just fine.
